Sunday, April 25, 2010

I decided that from now on I'm just going to post stories that I've written. Just for fun. Here's one called Pepper and Sage:


Pepper and Sage

In the city of Queso there was a very popular and beautiful mouse named Pepper Queso. Pepper’s father was the founder of Queso town. Pepper grew up on Monterey Jack Lane. All the cheese stores were just on the corner of Cheddar and Havarti, right across the street from Monterey Jack Lane. When Pepper turned 16 months old she was allowed to go on her first date. Pepper was just so excited. She knew that when she went to Queso High the next morning every mouse boy was going to ask her out. When Pepper woke the next morning her heart was a flutter. She danced across the floor to her yellow dresser. She couldn’t decide what shade of yellow or orange fit her best.

She skipped to her desk which was in the far corner of her room. She picked up her Orange Munster phone and called up her bestest friend Sage. Pepper heard one ring before she heard Sage’s high sweet voice “Hello?” said Sage. “Hi Sage, How are you this fine morning?’’ said Pepper. Sage replied instantly “I’m just great, I’m so excited for today. It’s going to be the best day ever.’’ Pepper answered “Why is that?’’ Sage’s high voice sang “I’m 16 months old today!!!!” Pepper was stunned, she couldn’t believe that Sage, her bestest friend could ever take this special day away from her. That exact instant Pepper pushed the end call button. Pepper’s thoughts were full of hatred for Sage. She thought “how could Sage be so cruel as to turn 16 months old today too?’’ “The very day I turned 16.’’ She said aloud.

A loud CHEESE, CHEESE, CHEESE, came from her Munster phone. Pepper looked at the Caller I.D. and saw the words Bestest Friend. Pepper didn’t know what to do. She didn’t know whether she should answer and express her feelings or just leave the phone alone and pretend that she hadn’t heard the ring. Pepper chose the latter. Pepper took slow mournful steps toward her dresser and chose the Cheddar cheese colored shirt and the Parmesan cheese colored shorts. She then walked slowly down her long staircase to the kitchen. Her maid had set out an assortment of her favorite cheese slices. On any regular day Pepper would have been overjoyed. But today Pepper was not in the mood for Mozzarella, Ricotta, Cheddar, Gouda, or Pepper Jack cheese. Pepper wanted something a little more special. She went to the cheese box and took out a small square of her father’s most prized cheese, Provolone. Provolone wasn’t easy to come by in the small town of Queso.

Pepper looked at her Mickey Mouse watch and saw that it was almost 8 o’clock. School starts at 8:15. Pepper ran through the dining hall into the main foyer. She opened the door, and ran to her bright, vibrant, yellow Montasio BMW. She hopped in her Montasio, and drove to Queso High.

When Pepper arrived at Queso High her mind had forgotten all about Sage and was now focused on all the boys that were going to ask her out. She jumped out of her Montasio happier than the moment she had woken up that morning. She had a large vibrant smile upon her face. She dashed to the doors of Queso High, opened them up and then tripped upon an up turned rug. It just so happened that her no longer bestest friend Sage was right there with a line of boys following her, exclaiming to her how pretty and wonderful she was. Pepper was embarrassed beyond belief. Everyone looked at her and laughed, including Sage.

When Pepper saw Sage, all her emotions from that morning, came rolling back in one huge sweep. Sage saw Pepper’s tear streaked face and then realized how embarrassed she must be. Sage ran to Pepper and told Pepper to come to the girl’s room with her. Pepper decided that following Sage would be better than sitting in the middle of the floor with everyone looking at her.

When Sage and Pepper reached the bathroom, Sage turned to pepper and asked “Why did you hang up on me this morning?’’ Pepper turned her face away and in small whisper she lied and said “My battery died.’’ Sage was then filled with joy, for she thought that she had done something to upset Pepper. Sage turned to Pepper and gave her the biggest brightest smile and said “So, guess what?’’ Pepper turned to Sage and in a muffled sob said “What?’’ “Mike Mouse asked me to Homecoming!’’ replied Sage. Pepper thought her small heart had just stopped. “Mike Mouse, he said he was going to ask me out when I turned 16. That lying mouse, how dare he ask Sage my used to be bestest friend. I must warn Sage, I guess I could put the whole, turning 16 on the same day as me behind me for now.’’ Pepper turned to Sage and said in her sweetest most concerned voice “Sage, Mike Mouse is a lying mouse. You really ought not to go to Homecoming with him.’’ “Why, whatever did he do?’’ replied Sage. “He told me he was going to ask me to Homecoming.’’ Sage looked at Pepper and said “Well I guess that I will have to call him on my Parmesan phone, and tell him that I can’t and won’t go with him to Homecoming.’’

Pepper felt wonderful when she heard Sage say those words. Pepper then realized how good of a friend Sage was. She decided that turning 16 on the same day as Sage was pretty cool and not bad at all. From that day forth, until Pepper and Sage turned 17 they were bestest friends.

THE END


Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Okay, I know I need to be a little more consistent on here. My last post was in January. :D Let me fill you in on the workings of my life.

So I went to bed at 11:10 because I was really caught up in the rerun of Scrubs. Scrubs is the best!! Who does not like goof ball J.D. and Elliot? I mean come on!
Any ways, ate bf as usual. Can't go without bf, most important meal of the day. I went to my Titan Pride class where my bff Pedro (he has austism) wanted to show me his Preference dance pictures. He's a cutie. We watched Remember the Titans and I got sheet which I pretty kinda B.S.'d it. Next I went to English where we took a surprise end of term test that was actually only a surprise to me. :D My Algebra class was pretty good other than I had another test on which I kinda guessed on a few questions. At lunch I at a nutrigrain bar thingamabob. I then ate about 15 mints. Afterwords my mouth was minty fresh. In Art we worked on perspective. I have to say that I am pretty skilled. jk.

When I got home I read Les Mis. and tried to focus on my math homework while I sang in a chinese voice the problems. It didn't go so well. Me and my sisters got in a chinese/japanese/korean language fight and my mom thought we were really retarded, but in reality it was hilarious!!!! Thats it for March and April :D jk

Thursday, January 28, 2010

I know I haven't written in awhile so....

Well, I got up as usual this morning at about 6:05. I had woken up about 3 times in the night which sucked but I know I get more sleep than others. I decided that I'd wear a sweater I hadn't worn since the 8th grade and a necklace which I hadn't worn for a few weeks. This outfit was probably one of the nicest I've worn to school this year, so I was pretty proud except for the fact that there was a hole in the armpit of my sweater.

I ate some cereal with mint green tea and then did my hair and put make up on. I drove to school which was nice except I almost got hit by a bus for the 50th time. By now I've become used to mom critiquing my driving, which I know she's supposed to do but that doesn't make it any less annoying. :D

It was a B day which meant a really really boring day. My first period was french which means a lot of mumbo jumbo words which I have to repeat 100 times to the teacher. I always feel a little awkward around my french teacher now because I had a weird water slide dream and she was in it. Your teachers are supposed to stay out of amusement parks in your dreams.

World Civ. was how it always is. Teacher always forgets about what the original subject is on and then he rambles for 1/2 an hour. He is of his own mind. He has own religion and gov. party. He's kind of a quack but I like him all the same. He has shared some funny stories.

Biology was kinda weird. My teacher told me how he'd met my dad the day before on the "science" counsel. I was like " I know, I heard. With my dad being a science teacher and all." It was a little weird but my teacher has kind of a goofy fun attitude about things so he just laughed.

I know that Lunch is supposed to be the highlight of student's days but for me it's not. I feel like I'd almost be better off if they gave us like 10 min. to eat so that we can just go to the last period and then go home! but no, they give you an hour. I end up sitting next to what I refer to as "my hallway", it's located next to the drinking fountains and the bathrooms. Perfect combo. My friend Courtney and I end up talking about jokes and playing the question game. We both don't have very dramatic lives and so we're usually racking our brains for something to talk about. My other friend Miki, and Mickenzie are full of drama so we get out daily dose of drama from them.

I swear that if gum had never been invented I would die. It's a plain fact. It is how I keep myself sane. Like, one time I was in Algebra 2 and I was having super bad cramps. I mean imagine a you just got ran over by a car and the wheel ran over your uterus. It was horrible. My friend Chelsea was offering gum and I almost burst into tears of joy. That gum helped me get through that 90 minutes of hell.

My last class of the day was Multimedia. I made a mouse and made it jump on a fridge and grab a cookie. It was pretty awesome. If I ever end up getting all the Adobe CS4 programs I'll show you all how worked but since I don't you'll have to wait til you see it on the internet. :D